{"id":176464643,"date":"2015-01-28T07:40:06","date_gmt":"2015-01-28T07:40:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/indianadavis.com\/?p=176464643"},"modified":"2015-08-08T11:52:57","modified_gmt":"2015-08-08T11:52:57","slug":"funny-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indianadavis.com\/?p=176464643","title":{"rendered":"Funny Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Indy: Mommy, do you want me to kill everything?<\/p>\n<p>Me: do you know what that means?<\/p>\n<p>Indy: Yes. It&#8217;s a mommy and a daddy and when you&#8217;re married.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Indy: (flapping arms) Mommy, I&#8217;m an angel , tell me I&#8217;m beautiful<\/p>\n<p>Me: do you know what an angel is?<\/p>\n<p>Indy: It&#8217;s a kind of blue bird and it eats trees!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/indianadavis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/IMG_7945.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/indianadavis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/IMG_7945.jpg\" alt=\"(null)\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Indy: Mommy, do you want me to kill everything? Me: do you know what that means? Indy: Yes. It&#8217;s a mommy and a daddy and when you&#8217;re married. &#8212;&#8212; Indy: (flapping arms) Mommy, I&#8217;m an angel , tell me I&#8217;m beautiful Me: do you know what an angel is? Indy: It&#8217;s a kind of blue [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/indianadavis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176464643"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/indianadavis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/indianadavis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/indianadavis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/indianadavis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=176464643"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/indianadavis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176464643\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":176464796,"href":"https:\/\/indianadavis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176464643\/revisions\/176464796"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/indianadavis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=176464643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/indianadavis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=176464643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/indianadavis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=176464643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}