{"id":176464733,"date":"2015-04-29T05:19:58","date_gmt":"2015-04-29T05:19:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/indianadavis.com\/?p=176464733"},"modified":"2015-04-29T05:19:58","modified_gmt":"2015-04-29T05:19:58","slug":"daddys-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indianadavis.com\/?p=176464733","title":{"rendered":"Daddy&#8217;s Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>About 2am this morning Indy came padding down the hall. We&#8217;ve asked her not to wake us up if she gets up early &#8211; and while she obeys, her little footsteps wake me up anyway. I heard her sit down next to the doorway. She&nbsp;<span>waited for about 5 minutes, then she got up and laid down in the hallway. After a few minutes I grabbed my pillow and took her to the living room and laid down with her on the couch. Less than a minute later she was out and I was wide awake. I decided to leave her and sneak off back to bed. I left her with my pillow and a comfy blanket.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>In the actual daylight morning, Mike went out to wake her up and she pointed down to the pillow and said, &#8220;how did that happen?!&#8221; (Her pillow case is blue and mine is white). Before Mike could respond she added, deadpan, &#8220;I didn&#8217;t do it.&#8221; Then, keeping her best daddy routine up said, &#8220;speaking of pillows, who wants some breakfast?&#8221;&nbsp;<\/span><br \/>\n<span><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>About 2am this morning Indy came padding down the hall. We&#8217;ve asked her not to wake us up if she gets up early &#8211; and while she obeys, her little footsteps wake me up anyway. I heard her sit down next to the doorway. She&nbsp;waited for about 5 minutes, then she got up and laid [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/indianadavis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176464733"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/indianadavis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/indianadavis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/indianadavis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/indianadavis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=176464733"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/indianadavis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176464733\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":176464734,"href":"https:\/\/indianadavis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176464733\/revisions\/176464734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/indianadavis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=176464733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/indianadavis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=176464733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/indianadavis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=176464733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}